And I'm not telling you, either.

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Book progess:
DONE, FUCK3R5

Things worth reading - None :sigh:


A week is a long time
A month is a long time
A year is a long time
God damn, time takes its damn time.

That's all I have.

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Book progess:
Pages - 217
Word count - 58929
Chapters - A lot
Number of "fuck"s and its derivatives - 136 (.23% of book)
Sex scenes - 2
Lesbians - 4
Things worth reading - None :sigh:


A week is a long time
A month is a long time
A year is a long time
God damn, time takes its damn time.

I don't read your journal, don't read mine.

Just kidding. I just don't have anything to say.

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Book progess:
Pages - 200
Word count - 53256
Chapters - A lot
Number of "fuck"s and its derivatives - 12 (.23% of book)
Sex scenes - 1
Lesbians - 2
Things worth reading - None :sigh:


A week is a long time
A month is a long time
A year is a long time
God damn, time takes its damn time.

[link]


I know. I'm an asshole.

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Book progess:
Pages - 175
Word count - 46820
Chapters - 16
Number of "fuck"s and its derivatives - 34 (.07% of book)
Sex scenes - 1
Lesbians - 2
Things worth reading - None :sigh:


A week is a long time
A month is a long time
A year is a long time
God damn, time takes its damn time.

But if you get tagged, you have to do it. No exceptions.

5 Random Facts About You:
* I cannot sleep if someone is touching me. Three feet from anyone in all directions is preferred.
* I would be covered in tattoos if I could find anything design I like.
* I'm right handed, but I throw my discs in disc golf left handed. The exception to this is that I MUST use my right hand to putt.
* I like standing or walking in the rain. If I have an opportunity to come home drenched with water running down my hair into my eyes, I usually take it.
* I lack inspiration to ever finish anything. I can get things kinda far, to the point where everyone should want to keep going, but I can't finish it.

5 Things You Love:
* Mountain Dew
* Peace and quiet
* Sleep
* Barbecue chicken
* Disc golf



5 Things You Hate:
* Working with idiots
* Losing. Ever.
* Whiners
* Clingy or dependent people
* Sheep (the people, not the animals)



5 Things You Do That Makes Others Happy:
* Send them home
* Be open minded
* Put everyone else's needs before my own
* Probably nothing.
* Definitely nothing.


5 Things That People Do That Tick You Off:
* Using the wrong verb tense - "I done it". No, you did it.
* People that complain about things but don't want suggestions, advice, or opinions. Walls listen a whole lot longer than I have the patience for.
* Make unnecessary repetitious noise.
* Constantly put themselves down - "I'm fat" "I'm ugly" "Nobody likes me." Well, you're probably right. But only because you annoy everybody.
* My inability to tolerate things people do that I shouldn't care about


5 Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
* Reach 27
* Go rock climbing. Like the Marine in the Marine video.
* Bench 220
* Learn at least one combat sport
* Run ten miles


5 Things You Are Afraid Of:
* Failing. At anything.
* Happiness.
* Ray Lewis.
* Stupid people in large groups.
* Beavers.



5 Cool Things That You Own:
* Survival knife
* Orc Distance Driver disc
* Beer
* Drew Brees autographed football
* Adalius Thomas New England jersey


5 People You Admire on dA:
* First and foremost, myself. What? It was bound to happen.
* @karyaazure She's a very, busy woman. And she puts up with a lot (if you think the noobs piss me off, you should talk to her). Not to mention the woman is very busy.
* `creativ82
* `Nestalgica Max likes soccer, but at least he's dedicated to his second-rate sport. And he can finish things.
* Nobody, as it pertains to dA directly, at least.

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Book progess:
Pages - 175
Word count - 46820
Chapters - 16
Number of "fuck"s and its derivatives - 34 (.07% of book)
Sex scenes - 1
Lesbians - 2
Things worth reading - None :sigh:


A week is a long time
A month is a long time
A year is a long time
God damn, time takes its damn time.